Birthday Quote by Steven Wright

Steven Wright is one of the know American comedian, writer, and director. Also, Steven Wright is known for his quotes. In this article, you will find some of the best Steven Wright Birthday Quotes.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‘Happy Birthday.’

I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I’m an idiot.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.


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