Best Hilarious Birthday Quotes

Normally, we get many wises from our friend and family. In fact, hilarious birthday quotes are mostly offered by a friend. It is funny and crazy. And also, make a movement full of happiness. Hence you can find out the Best Hilarious Birthday Quotes for your friend and make them feel happy.

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Best Hilarious Birthday Quotes

  1. For your birthday, I wanted to get you something to remind you of your youth, but they were sold out of cave art and dinosaur bones.
  2. A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
  3. If I have to tie you up and swing a light over your head until you talk, I will. Eventually, you’ll spill the location of that Fountain of Youth you’ve found!
  4. Actually, I wanted to get you something super special, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
  5. To my friend on his birthday: I want you to know that I’ve always looked up to you. Yes, you’re taller than me, but I’ve always admired your style and impeccable grooming. By the way, time to trim that nose hair.
  6. You know what they say: it’s better to be over the hill than buried 6 feet underneath it. Happy birthday!”
  7. “On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age.”
  8. “Smile – today is your birthday. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. Just think about what you’ll be like in ten years – yikes!”
  9. “Happy birthday! Congrats on joining the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions of members all over the world.”
  10. “Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday!”
  11. “Happy birthday! They say that age is just a number. Yea right – and jail is just a room!”
  12. Cut the cake, burn the candle, age is no bar, you can survive a careless handle. Happy Birthday.
  13. Can I ask you how old are you? But I guess it doesn’t matter, with the way you behave, I am betting you will never grow up. Have a great birthday.
  14. I can never understand why people celebrate the fact that they are getting older. Nevertheless, I would be sure to attend your party. Happy Birthday, dude has a big party.
  15. I still remember the day you were born a meteor nearly missed hitting the earth as if God was saying the meteor is too little a problem my dear, I have just sent a bigger one to you…happy birthday..!!
  16. Oh yes, it is your birthday again! Have a great time and I hope you enjoy your day to the fullest. But of course, try not to think about your growing age. Happy birthday!!
  17. It’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you, then! Happy Birthday!
  18. Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike! Happy Birthday!
  19. For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?
  20. Some people make the world more beautiful just because they are part of it. Happy Birthday!

Best Hilarious Brother Birthday Quotes

  1. Some people make the world more beautiful just because they are part of it. Happy Birthday!
  2. I hate being fat, but I love eating food. Where is your birthday cake dear brother???”
  3. “I know that I’ve been a role model to you for your entire life, so on your birthday I just want to say, “You’re welcome.” Happy Birthday, brother!”
  4. “I’ve learned so much from you over the years, like how to get away with staying out late, how to make mom and dad mad, and how to tell on your siblings. I can’t wait to see what you teach me this year! Happy Birthday.”
  5. “For your birthday, I’m going to treat you like you’ve always treated me. Just think about that for a second. Happy Birthday!”
  6. “You might get all the responsibility for being the older brother, but you have no idea how hard it is to be the favorite of the family. 😉 Happy Birthday!”
  7. “Don’t worry, big brother, age is only a number. Although, in your case, it’s a very, very, very, very big number! Happy birthday!”
  8. “Do you know why I hate birthday greetings? Because I always have to tell a bunch of lies. Oh by the way, “Dear brother, you are so sweet. You are the sweetest man I have ever met.” Happy Birthday!”
  9. Happy Birthday, brother! You’ve successfully stayed alive for another year, and believe me, a lot of us (I’m not going to say who) were wondering if you were really going to make it. But not me. I always believed in you.”
  10. “Happy birthday, big brother! To celebrate, why don’t we go shopping? I can’t wait to take advantage of your seniors’ discount!”

Best Hilarious Sister Birthday Quotes

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  2. Sister, at times you could be the thorn in my side, the worm in my apple, and the pimple on my chin…but through thick and thin you will always be my sister! Happy Birthday to someone silly, spontaneous, beautiful, and witty! I love you to the moon and back!
  3. “Beautiful”, “intelligent”, “caring”, and “outgoing” are all words to describe you! But, hey, “funny” wasn’t the first word I put on that list, right? Happy Birthday, funny sis!
  4. Another year older? Well, I could think of worse things to be… like dead! Happy Birthday to my beautiful sister who knows how to push all of my buttons but whom I love dearly!
  5. Happy Birthday, Sister! You are my only sister and my favorite sister! But if you weren’t my only sister, I’d surely have more options!
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  7. Happy Birthday, Sister! Congratulations on having survived another year with me as your sister! May this year be your best year yet! #bearwithme
  8. Wishing you the very best on your special day. We’ll see about tomorrow! Hugs and kisses, dearest sister!
  9. I can’t believe that someone so annoying and immature grew up to be someone I love dearly and consider one of my best friends! Happy Birthday to my wonderful, beautiful, and intelligent sister!
  10. Dearest sister, please stop being younger than me every year! It just isn’t fair! Best wishes to you on your special day. May your beauty and humor never fade!
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  12. Sister, at times you could be the thorn in my side, the worm in my apple, and the pimple on my chin…but through thick and thin you will always be my sister! Happy Birthday to someone silly, spontaneous, beautiful, and witty! I love you to the moon and back!
  13. “Beautiful”, “intelligent”, “caring”, and “outgoing” are all words to describe you! But, hey, “funny” wasn’t the first word I put on that list, right? Happy Birthday, funny sis!
  14. Another year older? Well, I could think of worse things to be… like dead! Happy Birthday to my beautiful sister who knows how to push all of my buttons but whom I love dearly!
  15. Happy Birthday, Sister! You are my only sister and my favorite sister! But if you weren’t my only sister, I’d surely have more options!
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  17. Happy Birthday, Sister! Congratulations on having survived another year with me as your sister! May this year be your best year yet! #bearwithme
  18. Wishing you the very best on your special day. We’ll see about tomorrow! Hugs and kisses, dearest sister!
  19. I can’t believe that someone so annoying and immature grew up to be someone I love dearly and consider one of my best friends! Happy Birthday to my wonderful, beautiful, and intelligent sister!
  20. Dearest sister, please stop being younger than me every year! It just isn’t fair! Best wishes to you on your special day. May your beauty and humor never fade!

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